1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.

(Source: elusivelyshani)

(Source: gayrethbale)

I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

nightbike:

Family Reunion looks

nightbike:

Family Reunion looks

(Source: tempe-r)

(Source: crimnatic)

  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.